Ok, I admit it. The mice issue is legit, and it persists. Yes, I was dubious at first, and mocked people for their inability to keep their sh*t together over tiny little rodents. Yes, I was cavalier. Then, I saw a mouse…and now I’m a believer? Anyway, yeah. Saw a mouse running around the 5th floor of Stuart the other day. So clearly this is still a problem. Apparently they are on the 4th floor of East Wing as well.
Tiny mouse outside of StuartNotwithstanding my earlier snark regarding this problem, my former advice holds fast. BB guns are 100% the way to go to war on these jerks. And as support for this position, please view the following…from the absolute, no questions asked, best show to ever grace the universe. [“read more” to view video —Ed.] A show that would have been the reason I went to law school if I had seen it before that mistake was made. Also a show I will readily cite as my reason for wanting to go into government at the next interview opportunity.
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Over It 
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Where there is food, there will be mice. Get over it folks.
best. show. ever. also, most likely to result in failing a final exam (box set category).
Live and let live. Mice are cute!